Tuesday, August 08, 2006

News Wire Service Recalls More Photographs

Amid allegations that hundreds of news photographs "may have been subtly altered," Reuters News Service has withdrawn several hundred further controversial releases. Several are reproduced below, with original captions.

"Infamy of Zionist aggression reins terror and smokes on innocent women, childrens, while decadent Americans sip tea with raised pinky."

"Innocent womens in fear of life as infamy of Israeli aggression reign death, severed limb, much fire on peaceful village Beirut. Demon American president not reached for comment because was taking bubble bath with soiled women."

"Daylight attack on sleeping peaceful Beirut in infamy of rocket attack of Israeli Zionist coward army. Many many innocent citizen sleeping or taking quiet bath has terrible death and injuries as peaceful home blown to smithereen."